the experiences of a teenager…… as in me

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well, who does not know what is end year exams yet??

i am sure nobody in the world would look foward to unless those nerds or those guys who wanna evaluate themselves…. and i think all people shud b like them… errrrrrr i mean the evaluate part….

well sure enuf people in skuls nowadays dun really like assestments or examination anymore than they prefer a slug as dessert, but it is a good thing really. let me list out the boring advantages of this what we call ‘examination’

1) we happily get to sit around in class building castles, forts, countries, even parthenons, pantheons and colloseums in the air… for those who wanna noe what those are, pls refer to the most boring book in the world… the HISTORY textbook

2) (pls dun misinterpret this thing or get hurt or anithing) we get to e kings for the examination period… thats saying we can get what we want at anytime we want…. {you may say… ‘teacher i wan this…er… nvm la…. second thought i want it…}(pls dun misuse this!!!!!)

3) for those who want quietness, i dun think i need to elaborate more…. they get all they want… calm, serene classes envionments…(actually oni quiet la), and not those usual hustling and bustling like in pasar pagis or pasar tanis or whatever comes in your mind that is seriously a pain for the ear

4) this is one funny thing - we actually get to commit really serious crimes and yet get away with it… well not really crimes but wrong-doings.. yes wrong-doings. i can be sure that in every class in the skul, there will be copying, discussing, and referring to books smuggled in the toilets… and wala u will nvr get caught… (dun mistake this as something i do… i just know of it cuz even my friends do this)

5) well all of us know tat the time allocated for each exam paper is not accurate..simply meaning either u get too much time or u get too little time to finish the rugged paper(thats how great our education system is)… well good news for both situations.. cuz

*for too much time, u get the most refreshing nap tat u will ever get and guess what??? u get really geared up for the next boring paper cuz u are  so  darn refreshed… and while sleeping in class is a serious offence, teachers actually encourage the students to do so when in exams (now that is something u can only enjoy in exams)

*for too little time…. well there is a silver lining in every cloud… and the silver lining here is… u get to train you lousy and slow hands and brain to write and think quickly and properly so that this wil never hapen to you ever again… now that’s what i call bucking up in the very very very final second

*well one last situation… u think that there is not enuf time, and rush to get answers, and finally when u finish, u see that  have loads of time left, and u say to urself…’y dun i sleep?’ like in situation one… well….. dun…. recheck ur paper if u really want results. if u dun want this, just chill out and nap b4 u go thru the paper slowly until situation two kicks in… now u get both advantages… not bad huh??

6) if u dun give the single least of a damn bout the exams… then u are in luck… u willl get all the time in the world to do whatever u want… say.. imagine bout u getting the best marks (zzzzz) or make a strategy for games to try out when u reach home, get u minds activated by writing a poem or two on the exam papers itself!!!! coool… and guess what, u get no interruptions and u dun have your wildest ideas dampened by some pathetic, practical, self-centered guy who overhears you cuz that guy must be a nerd and he will actually be too busy doing the exams to pour some cold water and hamper your imaginations

7) well all the people say that exams give u a chance to evaluate urself and compare your achievements with other friends… well this althou many people dun care bout it, is a real good opportunity… all students get to know their capabilities and will have an idea as to where he needs to put in effort to expand his horizon… and there might as well be some competition between those high-achievers and this is a kind of healthy competition that only improves the students, well u cant deny that can u?? wanting to beat u fren in this or that wil certainly put u in a mood to study!!!(well thats nerdy)

we have come to the very last thing on this boring list.. that is ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

well, i want to leave that one for your choice… it is certainly your view as well as mine so theres no stopping you in critising the exams, or thinking bout the opportunities u get in exams….

all i gotta tell u guys is this… theres no purpose in life if u stay as dumb as you are now….. move on and know more things.. life is about xploring, not sitting there and look at the sky and lazily say…’ arrgh its gonna rain, might as well dun go out and have a nice nap’… nope, that is for losers and pessimists…

now, whatever u are doing, good luck in ur exams(whether u want or need it) and hope u look at the bright side and well, tackle the exams get yourself some rewards

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